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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Why are Republicans so afraid of a strong leader like Vice President Kamala Harris? Are they worried if she becomes President she will make them look stupid?

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some common examples of condescending behavior?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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No go.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

To a flat Earther, what's wrong with the idea that gravity is simply a force inherent to space which operates only in one dimension? Why do they go further and try to deny gravity rather than just saying it's different than physicists claim?

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Still no good

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Why does everyone hate Anthony Joshua so much? I get that he isn’t the best heavyweight boxer ever but people claim he’s a no skill fighter but he has an Olympic gold medal, a world championship, and beat Klitschko, a dominant force in boxing

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can you provide some examples of music with a free form structure?

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

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